Do you relate to this 😂

[dadko20]

Alright here are FUNNY

Funny Autism Facts​

1. Autistic brain be like:
   “Why small talk when we can discuss the meaning of life… or trains?”
2. Special interest unlocked
   Suddenly you know everything about one topic — and yes, you will info-dump.
3. Small talk level:
   Deep talk at 3 a.m. about random facts?
4. Eye contact.exe has stopped working
   Still listening. Actually listening better.
5. Sounds be like:
   Normal people: “It’s quiet.”
   Autistic people: “WHY IS THE LIGHT BUZZING??”
6. Routine broken = brain Windows error
   “This was NOT in the schedule.”
7. Taking things literally
   “Break a leg” — concern increases
8. Social rules feel like secret DLC content
   “Wait… that was sarcasm??”
9. Masking all day = battery at 1%
   Goes home → instant NPC mode.
10. Autistic excitement
    0 → 100 real fast
    (screaming, happy stims, intense joy)

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[FayetheADHDsquirrel]

Most of it, but I don't do the masking as neurotypical much (not sure I even know how in some ways) and the ridged routine bit is lessened in severity and mixed with a dose of spontaneity thanks to ADHD.