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Any fav reponses that you use when asked to do something ridiculous?

Say "no" like the Spanish cleaner from Family Guy.

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I have "Consuela'd" a few people before about stupid things--"No. Noooo. I clean"
I don't even own any lemon Pledge. It's bad for the furniture but it's good for the memes.
 
Once someone at my infamously horrible job handed me a very sophisticated piece of industrial electronics. It was so densely packed with surface mounted TSOP components, several layers deep. Then with a straight face, asked me if I could reverse engineer it to build our own (even if it were possible it would have violated health and safety law to use it).

My response: Examines board thoughtfully..."Duplicate this? Sure I could...if... I had about £70,000s of equipment, 6 months and a team of highly skilled individuals and a further 6 months to test it and get it safety tested by the appropriate people. If you can provide me with that I can promise you it's certainly possible."

I mean, I'm good with electronics but not that good! Jeez!
 

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