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Recent content by greenheron

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    NEW BOOK

    Finally, I finished this novel. It is the farthest-out fiction I ever have read, and I haven't decided whether it is one of the best novels I've read, or one of the worst. Anyway, the price has gone down to $0.99, so it is either selling like hot cakes, or not selling at all. Would I recommend...
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    NEW BOOK

    I just came across a different, new book on Amazon entitled, My First Big Fat Autistic Novel: or a Record of Atypical Close UFO Encounters by an author who identifies himself only as "Autist X." He claims he was misdiagnosed for 50 years until the medical people caught on to autism diagnosis in...
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    nicknames

    I give nicknames to many people, instead of using their names. Do you think this is a thing that most of us do? I wonder whether I do it because I can't remember names well.
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    The Tragedie of the Aspies

    POINDEXTER: The Magnificent, Merciless Ming has stirred in his cool, dark, damp den of power and he regards the bunch of you as persons of interest. He desires to unzip your pleuroperitoneal cavities and read the coded messages written on the ventral surfaces of your vertebrae by the...
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    The Tragedie of the Aspies

    Poindexter: Ming the Magnificent! The only-est Ming! On the planet Mongo! In the custody of the Clay Men! In a cave, the location of which it does not suit Our Imperial Majesty to divulge! So, have any Flash Gordon wedding to your hearts' content. You sealed your fates when you introduced F.G.
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    The Tragedie of the Aspies

    Poindexter: It is my considered professional opinion that all of you are on the spectrum, and accordingly you are to be placed in the custody of Ming the Magnificent.
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    Do you go places independently?

    Me too. For me, going it alone is simply the berries. I am as happy as a little pig in the mud when I and myself are off on a little expedition. I march to a different tune, a tune which no one else wants to hear. Still, I often think it would be a nice exception to travel or to explore with one...
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    Do you go places independently?

    Me too. For me, going it alone is simply the berries. I am as happy as a little pig in the mud when I and myself are off on a little expedition. I march to a different tune, a tune which no one else wants to hear. Still, I often think it would be a nice exception to travel or to explore with one...
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    On the telephone?

    I dislike telephones. They are forever making noise caused by the intentions of people to whom I do not wish to speak. I have no problem talking over the phone, but I can't stand texting. Emailing, and so forth is my cup of tea.There is something quite civilized about email; telephones are...
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    The Tragedie of the Aspies

    Poindexter: I percieve that you three are still fighting mental health. You will be in the funny farm again.
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    Tell a blatant lie

    The blatant lie: I am not the current and rightful heir to the throne of the Holy Roman Empire. That is, I am not the Holy Roman Emperor. There are two blatant falsehoods here. What are the two propositions whose statements are false. Hint: The first and second sentences may be regarded as...
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    The Figure of Speech That You Dislike The Most

    1. Can I say something? 2. Do you mind if I ask you a question? 3. LOL 1,2--How would I know? I haven't heard it yet, and if I had, it would be too late for me to answer effectively. 3. Very little is that funny, certainly nothing one has to call attention to by using LOL after it.
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    Hello

    Hi! Happy Independence Day! I am in San Diego, and I am very happy to be at your wonderful forum. Thank you for admitting me. greenheron
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