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    Breaking News: Elon Musk admits he has Asperger's during SNL monologue

    Elon Musk! Anyone see it coming? Elon Musk Reveals He Has Asperger’s On ‘Saturday Night Live’
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    Help! my attention span is getting awful

    The following comment may or may not be appropriate: Provigil is baby speed. That's usually safe. Ritalin and (worse) Adderral are actual speed (serious). Meth is the worst of them all, not suitable for any humans. You can struggle for years, or you can try speed- meeting a wide new range of...
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    Dying alone.

    My first wife did receive her happy ending, basically everything she desired.... since she was wise enough to leave me for an NT. :grin:
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    Dying alone.

    Edit: This is from the 50's, written in the language of the time- by a woman. Humans were once all called 'men'. Just consider the first announcement ever made from the moon.
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    EX is dating her best friends abusive ex. What do I do?

    Perfect advice so far, but just in case you reject it... After two years together, you know which individuals have influence over her decisions. Her family member/friend/mentor with proven ability to persuade her to change course. If you must do something to help her, maybe tip off her top...
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    Fabric Sensitivities and Finding Fine Silks

    Here's my conclusion, after putting much effort into this matter: sisters-silk-2018 on eBay is an awesome company. I've purchased from them twice since starting this thread and everything has arrived perfectly from China, in about two weeks. For pillowcases and sheets, FeelingPampered.com is...
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    My brother died

    Moonhart44, here's one possible narrative you might find useful: Your brother took himself off the board boldly and harmlessly, a long term win-win. The suicidal and hopeless sometimes allow themselves to be recruited by violent radical groups. They become suicide terrorists, harming enemy...
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    Why ask a complete stranger how they're doing? Just me?

    @tree, that's a cool cartoon. People openly speaking their negative thoughts in such a manner wouldn't be ideal either. But there must be a middle ground between wearing such negativity on one's sleeve (too honest), and pretending to care about a stranger's day (too insincere).
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    My brother died

    Most of these responses are so conventional and ordinary, they feel NT. But I recognize that not every life is worth continuing into old age. If your brother was just suffering as a misfit in poor mental health, perhaps taking himself off the board was the best available solution for himself and...
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    Pictures of Strange Products

    It helped me prove to my tough-guy cousin that I could withstand extreme cold like a man, just like him. Plus a cool picture. One time ever. True athletes experience severe muscle strain from their extreme workout routines, but I don't see how cryotherapy would be useful to anyone else. Your...
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    Pictures of Strange Products

    Helpful public announcement: Working out successfully can't possibly ever consist of a single body motion, as above, your body needs a wide variety of motions to become stronger and fitter. Edit: Running and other cardio might be an exception, but alone? Even these aren't a full workout routine.
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    Pictures of Strange Products

    I'm taking a calculated risk to achieve easy modern tooth whitening. No one cares what color the back of my teeth are, only the parts people see, which is all I'm concerned about. Are you positive that you’re not getting micro bumps and dents... Nope, not positive. They taught me religious...
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    Pictures of Strange Products

    You're right, but here's my reasoning: They're selling dental black charcoal at Walmart now, and the package says to brush daily. I'm only using this once every 2 or 3 months. If it causes severe long term enamel wear issues, they'll figure it out before I have any major problems. Plus, I'm in...
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    Pictures of Strange Products

    Black charcoal tooth powder is the most effective at-home tooth whitening product to ever be invented. Five minutes of this is worth five hours of Opalessense. 1) The idea isn't to brush your teeth normally, but rather to scrub just the visible parts vigorously and aggressively for five...
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    Why ask a complete stranger how they're doing? Just me?

    Three days ago: Me: So did your kid's thesis go alright? Friend (the real type): Yes, and kind of you to ask. Me: That wasn't kindness! I'd never ask such a question just to be polite. Just invested in his story now.:smiley:
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