I do not consider myself creative but I do have a fair number of crazy ideas. The following came to me spontaneously and I thought I would make a game of it
. I did not want to post it in the game section because my attempts their have not been too successful and this is a bit out there as well. The following is a spam e-mail from the future, touting a piece of technology. Anyone of a similar mindset to myself is welcome to post either a complaint, question, or review and someone in the complaint department will respond
Welcome to the iZone-16. Let us put you in the Zone and you will never be the same. The iZone-16 is a revolutionary device and, dare we say, decades ahead of its time. It’s the ultimate party device, it can also create an intimate experience for two, but I blush to say more. The iZone-16 is capable of creating an AI environment overlay that is tuned to the emotions and fantasies of every participant in the room. Just put on the special glasses (two pair supplied with each unit.), press the connect button, and in seconds you will experience things you never thought possible in your wildest flights of fancy. We guarantee that you will be surprised the first time you try it. Everyone asks, how is such a guarantee possible, how is this not the work of aliens or worse. Rest assured that the technology in use is 100% of terrestrial design and origin and is in no way connected with the any government or organization with an agenda. The data collected is of little use without or proprietary interpretation code and is so transitory in nature that no known technology other than the MegaComputer at B&T Industries, a subsidiary of BUTTERWORTH TECHNOLGIES. This message entitles you to one free demonstration of the remarkable iZone-16 and a discount of 15% on your first purchase. Just present this message via share at any “Smooth Solutions” store (each message fully encoded to recipient and is active for one use only) and be astounded.
(Not responsible for any trauma that might be caused due to major depression or other similar psychiatric disturbances of a profound nature.)
All comments and complaints welcome at ButterChurn.zap
. I did not want to post it in the game section because my attempts their have not been too successful and this is a bit out there as well. The following is a spam e-mail from the future, touting a piece of technology. Anyone of a similar mindset to myself is welcome to post either a complaint, question, or review and someone in the complaint department will respond
Welcome to the iZone-16. Let us put you in the Zone and you will never be the same. The iZone-16 is a revolutionary device and, dare we say, decades ahead of its time. It’s the ultimate party device, it can also create an intimate experience for two, but I blush to say more. The iZone-16 is capable of creating an AI environment overlay that is tuned to the emotions and fantasies of every participant in the room. Just put on the special glasses (two pair supplied with each unit.), press the connect button, and in seconds you will experience things you never thought possible in your wildest flights of fancy. We guarantee that you will be surprised the first time you try it. Everyone asks, how is such a guarantee possible, how is this not the work of aliens or worse. Rest assured that the technology in use is 100% of terrestrial design and origin and is in no way connected with the any government or organization with an agenda. The data collected is of little use without or proprietary interpretation code and is so transitory in nature that no known technology other than the MegaComputer at B&T Industries, a subsidiary of BUTTERWORTH TECHNOLGIES. This message entitles you to one free demonstration of the remarkable iZone-16 and a discount of 15% on your first purchase. Just present this message via share at any “Smooth Solutions” store (each message fully encoded to recipient and is active for one use only) and be astounded.
(Not responsible for any trauma that might be caused due to major depression or other similar psychiatric disturbances of a profound nature.)
All comments and complaints welcome at ButterChurn.zap