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maycontainthunder
maycontainthunder
Just claim the floorboards are creaky.
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Crabcore
If my wife told me that, my answer would be "mission: impossible"
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DaisyRose
DaisyRose
That’s impossible lol.
Hazel_1914
Hazel_1914
More room on the outside than the inside, my grandma used to say.
Forest Cat
Forest Cat
Is that a house rule that applies to everyone or just you?
Rodafina
Rodafina
I also wanted to confirm that this is a joke.
maycontainthunder
maycontainthunder
Getting a dog might also be a way of solving this problem.
Aspychata
Aspychata
Just eat flowers, you will smell sweet. Lol

Tell him not to poop in toilets. It's too stinky.
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CountryGirl
they tease me about my ibs
Rodafina
Rodafina
That's not very nice.
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CountryGirl
They say hot women aren't supposed to fart then try to embarrass me
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