Just claim the floorboards are creaky.
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maycontainthunder
Crabcore
If my wife told me that, my answer would be "mission: impossible"
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@CountryGirl
He's not serious, is he?
He's not serious, is he?
DaisyRose
That’s impossible lol.
Hazel_1914
More room on the outside than the inside, my grandma used to say.
Forest Cat
Is that a house rule that applies to everyone or just you?
Rodafina
I also wanted to confirm that this is a joke.
maycontainthunder
Getting a dog might also be a way of solving this problem.
Aspychata
Just eat flowers, you will smell sweet. Lol
Tell him not to poop in toilets. It's too stinky.
Tell him not to poop in toilets. It's too stinky.
Rodafina
That's not very nice.