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MildredHubble
MildredHubble
This was always my favourite!
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Aspychata
Aspychata
Now the kid would take a 3D printer home.
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Luca
I had a joke book when I was younger. I will share my favorite joke and hopefully it isn't too long and I won't have to break it up into a bunch of messages. So I will try to paraphrase.
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Luca
A little boy went to a pet store and bought a parrot. As soon as he brought the parrot home, it became apparent that it had a swearing problem. One day the boy got so fed up with the parrot that he put it in the freezer.
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Luca
The parrot continued to scream and swear for a few minutes, and then went silent. The boy was afraid it was dead so he took it out of the freezer.
The parrot was silent for a moment and then said, "May I ask what the chicken did?"
MildredHubble
MildredHubble
I like that! :smilecat: It's similar to the sorts of jokes this book has! :-)

On the subject of chickens...

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Luca
My best friend actually told me a story about some hillbilly who tried to eat an owl he found on the side of the road lol
Aspychata
Aspychata
Yes. Roadkill, nightmares tonight. I still cringe at all the poor animals on our roads here. Lot of wildlife here.
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