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Stuttermabolur
Stuttermabolur
Heh heh. I'm quite proud of that one so I'm glad you like it. I hope that guy gets better as he seems troubled. Also, congrats on the election results!
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Luca
I couldn't stop laughing at that one either lmao. I have a lot of creative alternative swears too and I've definitely posted some of them. Most of them make me sound ridiculously "country" :P
Callistemon
Callistemon
Love the use of completely correct terminology. In an example of parallel linguistic evolution, the term posterior orifice occurred to me twenty years ago and gets a bit of use when I get seriously miffed. But your gem will make me smile for weeks, possibly years! :)
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Luca
"Posterior orifice" made me laugh pretty hard too LOL
How about "cranial sphincter?"
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Luca
And yes, congrats on the election in Australia! Hopefully this guy will be better than "Scummo." The new climate policies appear to be a good thing so far.
Callistemon
Callistemon
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Luca
You were actually the one who told me he was called Scummo! Lmao!
Scomophobe is hilarious too.

I will try to be vague about this lol but we had a sign in our yard during the 2020 presidential election that said "Flush the turd November 3rd." There were some other funny ones but I don't want to get in trouble for listing them all LOL
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Luca
Symbolically, when I found out that our former president was finally ousted, I was in church. Lol. I guess my prayers had been prioritized...
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Luca
I usually try to leave my political views open to interpretation on here but I did not hold back with that thread I posted yesterday. It's not like me to be political but there are some things I just don't think are morally or ethically okay.
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