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Weird Ways To Meet Women

Discussion in 'Love, Relationships and Dating' started by Wolf Prince, Aug 18, 2019.

  1. Wolf Prince

    Wolf Prince My future job title.

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    I thought this would be fun. Given our difficults with meeting women. Ill tell you my old idea. No stealing either it could still work.

    Design therotical blueprint for new energy generator. Contact our government first tell them its a trap for China. Then contact China. Tell them to send a beautiful spy girl. Cover story is shes your mail order bride. She marries you. Show her blue prints for device. Explain that your refining the design for your government and Chinas. She will attempt to use you to find out more. While your government is watching her. They decrypt intel she receives from China. Keep working on device. Ask for material support from your government. Build device according to blueprint. If it works make deal to keep spy wife and provide your government with a copy.
     
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  2. AloneNotLonely

    AloneNotLonely Well-Known Member

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    Easier and more effective.
     
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  3. GadAbout

    GadAbout Well-Known Member

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    LOL ... but what happens after she says "I'm Victoria - hi!" He probably goes and sits back down with Jerry.
     
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  4. GadAbout

    GadAbout Well-Known Member

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    Is your REAL name, by any chance, Rube Goldberg?
     
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  5. tree

    tree Blue/Green Staff Member V.I.P Member

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    Way to meet a woman:

    Get born.

    Your mother probably will be a woman.
     
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    Tom Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Become a Bounty Hunter and specialize in capturing female criminals?
     
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  7. Creep

    Creep Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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    Ask your mother to introduce you to her friends.
     
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    tducey Well-Known Member It's My Birthday!

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    Form an interest, join an interest group, go to the bar.
     
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    Misery Photo-Negative V.I.P Member

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    wha.jpg
     
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  10. Bolletje

    Bolletje Potato chip wizard V.I.P Member

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    Become a gynecologist.
     
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  11. Creep

    Creep Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

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    Tunnel into a women’s prison.
     
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  12. jared mills

    jared mills Rookie

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    at the Subway Station that you see her at or on the Subway Train you see any of them on,based on who you interest,and how,before she interests you & if it awkwardly goes bad,avoid her like a ninja with a lack of eye contact !
     
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  13. tlc

    tlc The Mackinac Bridge and U.P. is my happy place.

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    Do some ridiculous stunt and land yourself in the hospital. Good chance some of your nurses or nurses aides will be female.
     
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    Judge Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    I still remember that awkward moment when my adult education photography instructor was surprised to see me again for the same class that I excelled at in the previous term. :p

    Though attending class a second time was the charm....for a bit. ;)
     
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