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Was it my conversation?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fridgemagnetman, Dec 6, 2019.

  1. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    In my first job, the guy sitting next to me killed himself.

    Was it my conversation?

    My best friend drank himself to death..

    Was it my conversation?

    I have talked constantly to my wife for 18 years yet she's still not dead.

    What's gone wrong?

    Have I lost my touch?
     
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  2. Tom

    Tom Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Its probably just that some people are naturally immune.
     
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    GadAbout Well-Known Member

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    Um, are you WANTING to kill your wife?

    Sorry to take a facetious approach to your post, but that's kind of how it struck me.
     
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  4. Autistamatic

    Autistamatic He's just this guy, you know? V.I.P Member

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    Les Dawson would be proud ;)
     
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    BraidedPony Enjoying life and glad to be alive! V.I.P Member

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    Wisely, your wife had decided to ignore you.
    lol
     
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    NothingToSeeHere Asexuowl V.I.P Member

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    lol suicide is hilarious right :expressionless:
     
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    Pats Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    In my younger days, this guy kissed me without permission and I wanted, so bad, to tell him that the last person who did that was dead. Of course, he was a police officer and was shot, but still. lol
     
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    Pats Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    On a more serious note, sometimes we can be oblivious to problems of others unless they directly tell us.
     
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  9. Juliettaa

    Juliettaa Black Sheep. Society of One. V.I.P Member

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    Judge Well-Known Member

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    A tad more humorous than simply citing, "When ten men tell ya you're drunk, you'd better lie down!" ;)

    Either way, he's making a point.
     
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  11. Pats

    Pats Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    They say going deaf is one of the advantages of aging in marriage. lol
     
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  12. Juliettaa

    Juliettaa Black Sheep. Society of One. V.I.P Member

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    That's how I've stayed married for decades :D
     
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  13. Streetwise

    Streetwise very cautious contributor V.I.P Member

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    Maybe your wife is immortal
     
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    Bolletje Overly complicated potato V.I.P Member

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    Kids who sat next to me in class had a habit of breaking their arms. I swear it wasn’t my fault, it’s just that re-enacting fight scenes from the Power Rangers was all the rage back then and it was way cooler to do it on top of the monkey bars.
     
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    Streetwise very cautious contributor V.I.P Member

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    I bow to the master I haven’t killed one person yet
     
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    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    Unless you're Marvin, the paranoid android, I'd say it wasn't your conversation.
     
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  17. Fridgemagnetman

    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    That was how it was supposed to strike you :)

    Just goes to show that talking can solve a lot of problems,but it doesn't solve ALL the problems...
     
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    So what are you trying to say? Are you Death incarnate?

    If it's only 2 people so far, you've got some work to do my friend.
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Why dont you give me a call?

    Test your immunity.
     
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    Streetwise very cautious contributor V.I.P Member

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    give him time its unending work being a spectre
     
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