Was it my conversation?

[Fridgemagnetman]

In my first job, the guy sitting next to me killed himself.

Was it my conversation?

My best friend drank himself to death..

Was it my conversation?

I have talked constantly to my wife for 18 years yet she's still not dead.

What's gone wrong?

Have I lost my touch?

 

[Tom]

Its probably just that some people are naturally immune.

 

[GadAbout]

I have talked constantly to my wife for 18 years yet she's still not dead.

What's gone wrong?

Um, are you WANTING to kill your wife?

Sorry to take a facetious approach to your post, but that's kind of how it struck me.

 

[Autistamatic]

Les Dawson would be proud

 

[BraidedPony]

Wisely, your wife had decided to ignore you.
lol

 

[NothingToSeeHere]

lol suicide is hilarious right

 

[Pats]

In my younger days, this guy kissed me without permission and I wanted, so bad, to tell him that the last person who did that was dead. Of course, he was a police officer and was shot, but still. lol

 

[Pats]

On a more serious note, sometimes we can be oblivious to problems of others unless they directly tell us.

 

[Juliettaa]

@Fridgemagnetman

Your wife is deaf

 

[Judge]

In my first job, the guy sitting next to me killed himself.

Was it my conversation?

My best friend drank himself to death..

Was it my conversation?

I have talked constantly to my wife for 18 years yet she's still not dead.

What's gone wrong?

Have I lost my touch?

A tad more humorous than simply citing, "When ten men tell ya you're drunk, you'd better lie down!"

Either way, he's making a point.

 

[Pats]

@Fridgemagnetman

Your wife is deaf

They say going deaf is one of the advantages of aging in marriage. lol

 

[Juliettaa]

They say going deaf is one of the advantages of aging in marriage. lol

That's how I've stayed married for decades

 

[Streetwise]

In my first job, the guy sitting next to me killed himself.

Was it my conversation?

My best friend drank himself to death..

Was it my conversation?

I have talked constantly to my wife for 18 years yet she's still not dead.

What's gone wrong?

Have I lost my touch?

Maybe your wife is immortal

 

[Bolletje]

Kids who sat next to me in class had a habit of breaking their arms. I swear it wasn’t my fault, it’s just that re-enacting fight scenes from the Power Rangers was all the rage back then and it was way cooler to do it on top of the monkey bars.

 

[Streetwise]

In my first job, the guy sitting next to me killed himself.

Was it my conversation?

My best friend drank himself to death..

Was it my conversation?

I have talked constantly to my wife for 18 years yet she's still not dead.

What's gone wrong?

Have I lost my touch?

I bow to the master I haven’t killed one person yet

 

[Nervous Rex]

In my first job, the guy sitting next to me killed himself.

Was it my conversation?

My best friend drank himself to death..

Was it my conversation?

Unless you're Marvin, the paranoid android, I'd say it wasn't your conversation.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Um, are you WANTING to kill your wife?

Sorry to take a facetious approach to your post, but that's kind of how it struck me.

That was how it was supposed to strike you

Just goes to show that talking can solve a lot of problems,but it doesn't solve ALL the problems...

 

[WildCat]

So what are you trying to say? Are you Death incarnate?

If it's only 2 people so far, you've got some work to do my friend.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

So what are you trying to say? Are you Death incarnate?

If it's only 2 people so far, you've got some work to do my friend.

Why dont you give me a call?

Test your immunity.

 

[Streetwise]

So what are you trying to say? Are you Death incarnate?

If it's only 2 people so far, you've got some work to do my friend.

give him time its unending work being a spectre