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The wish to be classified ʕ ͡°﹏ ͡°ʔᗒ ͟ʖᗕಠ_ಠ﴾•ᴥ•﴿

Mia

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This is not going to further the diagnosed or self diagnosed ongoing argument pertaining to autism. This is about Fridge, and others who wish to be classified. Afterwards we all have to decide what their classification is. Here are your questions:

A. What is your favourite pie?
B. If you have a full interstitial lining within your body, what should we call your new organ?
C. Given that you can and would climb a tree, what sort of tree would you climb?
D. How would you close up or repair the new crack that has opened in Kenya's Rift Valley?
E. Do you like mud? And if so what sort of mud?
F. Have you ever eaten paper or other non-nutritious things, such as erasers?
 
A. Ground beef, tanglefoot ale and onion
B. Interstitium
C. Oak
D. I would convert stupidity into a phyisical product. Something so dense nothing could get through. Then put in the politicians, just to see. Then seal it up.
E. Puddle mud
F. Eaten paper and tree bark peeled off a tree while I was in it.
 
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A. - Pumpkin, but only if Whip Cream is available. If not, Apple.
B. - I don't know what a 'Interstitial Lining' is so John Doe for now.
C. - One with a lot of branches and preferably no sap.
D. - That 'Kong' superglue stuff.
E. - Things are not the same since I found out dirt was worm poop.
F. - Yes, I used to like a certain type of paste.
 
A. Mince
B. Inskin
C. Sweet chestnut (out of spiky conker season)
D. I wouldn't, you can't fight a fault line. Plan bridges and embrace it.
E. No
F. McDonalds
 
Being "classified" once was enough. Take your pick:

1-A - Available for military service.
1-AM - Medical specialist available for military service.
1-A-O - Conscientious Objector - Conscientiously opposed to training and military service requiring the use of arms - fulfills his service obligation in a noncombatant position within the military. Those classified 1-A-O are conscientious objectors available for noncombatant military service.
1-A-OM - Medical specialist conscientious objector available for noncombatant military service.
1-C - Member of the Armed Forces of the United States, the Coast and Geodetic Survey, or the Public Health Service. (Enl) - enlisted; (Ind) - inducted; (Dis) - discharged
1-D - Member of a Reserve component or student taking military training.
1-H - Registrant not currently subject to processing for induction or alternative service.
Note: Within the cessation of registrant processing in 1976, all registrants (except for a few alleged violators of the Military Selective Service Act) were classified 1-H regardless of any previous classification.
1-O - Conscientious objector available for civilian work contributing to the national health, safety or interest.
1-OM - Medical specialist conscientious objector available for civilian work contributing to the national health, safety or interest.
1-S - Student deferred by statue - (H) high school; (C) college.
1-W - Conscientious objector performing civilian work in the national health, safety or interest. (Rel) - Released.
1-Y - Registrant qualified for service only in time of war or national emergency.
Note: The 1-Y classification was abolished December 10, 1971. Local boards were subsequently instructed to reclassify all 1-Y registrants by administrative action.
2-A - Registrant deferred because of civilian occupation (except agriculture).
2-AM - Medical specialist deferred because of critical community need involving patient care.
2-C - Registrant deferred because of agricultural occupation.
2-D - Ministerial Students - Deferred from military service.
2-M - Registrant deferred for medical study.
2-S - Registrant deferred because of activity in study.
3-A - Hardship Deferment - Deferred from military service because service would cause hardship upon his family.
4-A - Registrant who has completed service; or sole surviving son.
4-B - Official deferred by law.
4-C - Alien or Dual National - Sometimes exempt from military service.
4-D - Ministers of Religion - Exempted from military service.
4-E - Conscientious objector opposed to both combatant and noncombatant training and service.
4-F - Registrant not qualified for military service.
4-FM - Medical specialist not qualified for military service.
4-G - Sole surviving son.
4-W - Conscientious objector who has completed civilian alternate service.
5-A - Registrant over the age of liability for military service.
 
Its funny but every time I pass a recruiting station I still get the urge to re-up. I wonder if 5-A is waiverable? John Burns, a local civilian veteran fought at Gettysburg at age 69.

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A - Aberdeen Angus minced beef and onion

B- Brian

C- if I had the bottle, (courage) Giant Redwood.
If I had the opportunity- pulley system up into canopy of rain forest before they all disappeared.

D- ask the Chinese to have a look and advise. They can have sink holes sorted in a week!

E- whatever my plants desire.

F- yes. Not served on a dinner plate but unconsciously nibbled whilst concentrating (in school for example)
The eraser atop a HB pencil is gritty.
Just a heads-up
:)

Did I score higher than Fridge?
(For the prize?)
 
A - Aberdeen Angus minced beef and onion

B- Brian

C- if I had the bottle, (courage) Giant Redwood.
If I had the opportunity- pulley system up into canopy of rain forest before they all disappeared.

D- ask the Chinese to have a look and advise. They can have sink holes sorted in a week!

E- whatever my plants desire.

F- yes. Not served on a dinner plate but unconsciously nibbled whilst concentrating (in school for example)
The eraser atop a HB pencil is gritty.
Just a heads-up
:)

Did I score higher than Fridge?
(For the prize?)

In my book you did. You ate the eraser. :D
 
Agree that Brian was the best answer so far, for the new body organ. Puddle mud is also picturesque. As is worm poop, although all mud can't consist of only worm casings or can it?
McDonalds is also a good response to what kinds of non-foods are eaten. My solution for Kenya's rift valley is to cement in place trophy hunters, and let animals eat them. There are no prizes. Only honourable mention in the Aspie guide to living dangerously.
 
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A. Favorite pie - Pizza, but it has to be GF and no pork
B. New Organ - Wally
C. Climb a tree- Redwood
D. I would let the Earth repair it as it sees best, and not interfere.
E. Mud - Yes, but with a sandy texture so it's not so sticky
F. Yes, I use to eat dirt and lots of it... It was gritty and now that seems so gross...
What if a dog peed there? It's just wrong. : (
 
A. Favorite pie - Pizza, but it has to be GF and no pork
B. New Organ - Wally
C. Climb a tree- Redwood
D. I would let the Earth repair it as it sees best, and not interfere.
E. Mud - Yes, but with a sandy texture so it's not so sticky
F. Yes, I use to eat dirt and lots of it... It was gritty and now that seems so gross...
What if a dog peed there? It's just wrong. : (

Oh lord, Chance only you would say what if a dog peed there? Laughing so hard at that. However it might earn you an honorable mention in Mia's Aspie Guide to Living Dangerously. XD
 
A. What is your favourite pie?
B. If you have a full interstitial lining within your body, what should we call your new organ?
C. Given that you can and would climb a tree, what sort of tree would you climb?
D. How would you close up or repair the new crack that has opened in Kenya's Rift Valley?
E. Do you like mud? And if so what sort of mud?
F. Have you ever eaten paper or other non-nutritious things, such as erasers?

A) Pork Pie Hat
B) Pipe Organ
C) I'd don a flak suit, climb a tall monkey puzzle tree, and laugh at all the terrestrial monkeys.
D) Blanket stitch.
E) I don't like mud. But I like the word "mud." mudmudmudmudmudmudmudmudmud.....
F) I ate the minty paste they gave us in Kindergarten. Don't tell me you all didn't.....
 
A. Favorite pie - Pizza, but it has to be GF and no pork
B. New Organ - Wally
C. Climb a tree- Redwood
D. I would let the Earth repair it as it sees best, and not interfere.
E. Mud - Yes, but with a sandy texture so it's not so sticky
F. Yes, I use to eat dirt and lots of it... It was gritty and now that seems so gross...
What if a dog peed there? It's just wrong. : (

D. This is exactly why it's such a mess. Looks like most of it is your fault.

Well Brian was Gracey's answer :p


Anyway, isn't tree bark more nutritious than an eraser?

It was a rubber tree
 
A: Pumpkin
B: Gutteral Maximus
C: Mimosa
D: Leave it alone- Self healing.
E: Heavy thick mud from a big flower pot.
F: Never.

4-FM@Judge.
 

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