Tell a blatant lie/Fabulous Fib

[NightMuse]

I do not have a playlist on YouTube.

 

[Creep]

I’m really looking forward to family social time today. I love it when people invite themselves over & expect me to drop everything in order to listen to them gossip from their big old fat blowholes. Or share their politics. It’s my absolute favorite thing. I literally cannot get enough.

 

[Jonn]

^ You don't scare me at all.

 

[Creep]

I hope family social time lasts forever.

 

[Jonn]

^ I hope you are right.

 

[Ezra]

I once drempt that I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone.

 

[Jonn]

That is the first time I heard that joke.

 

[Ella Spell]

I didn't have a dream about Jonn a couple of nights ago.

 

[Creep]

I’m very sad family social time ended. I’m crying right now, I’m so sad.

 

[Jonn]

I'm a great people person.

 

[dragonfire42]

I’m very successful.

 

[Ella Spell]

The next ten days are gonna be exhilarating!

 

[Jonn]

I'm really, really quick thinking on my feet.

 

[AprilR]

I enjoy spending time on the beach

 

[Jonn]

I have never been gang-stalked.

 

[Ella Spell]

I love to slather myself in baby oil and lie on tinfoil on the beach with AprilR.

 

[Yeshuasdaughter]

It is not so smoky out, that my house would smell like a Las Vegas lounge full of middle aged women playing Keno!

 

[Ezra]

I teach hamsters how to juggle chainsaws.

 

[Hylian]

I hate dogs.

 

[Creep]

I’m an internet soothsayer.