Im like a human cat i relate to cats.

[AspieOtaku]

i get curious i love affection and attention but get startled at new situations meow.

 

[AspieOtaku]

I also dont like being lonely and get sad. Meow!

 

[Mary Terry]

You need a bowl of warm milk, some catnip, and a heating pad to sleep on.

 

[AspieOtaku]

Aww *drinks the bowl of milk and purrs*

 

[AspieOtaku]

Must find human owner to own to cause him and her to sleep in on a cold day on bed! Make human late for work meow! Feed me pet me and love me meow!!!*purrs causing human to fall back to sleep* its warm in bed and cold outside its early in the morning *purrs*

 

[AspieOtaku]

 

[Mary Terry]

Must find human owner to own to cause him and her to sleep in on a cold day on bed! Make human late for work meow! Feed me pet me and love me meow!!!*purrs causing human to fall back to sleep* its warm in bed and cold outside its early in the morning *purrs*

HA! My fat old cat sits on my chest every morning about 5:00 a.m. and pokes my eyes and mouth with her paw, one claw only extended. She wants FOOD!

 

[BrokenBoy]

Yeah I relate to cats a lot. We tend to lay around a lot and we try ignore our loving caretakers as much as possible unless we want something.

 

[AGXStarseed]

No surprise there - as one particular author has made the comparison:

 

[William Weiler]

Saw this one reddit this morning. Wish my cat would do that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kb6dq2/the_boss_is_really_riding_me_today/

 

[tree]

Saw this one reddit this morning. Wish my cat would do that.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/kb6dq2/the_boss_is_really_riding_me_today/

I saw that, too.
Especially liked around 30 seconds, where the cat
is in his hoodie.

 

[Streetwise]

No surprise there - as one particular author has made the comparison:

Never seen a human catch a mouse and eat it raw(some humans cook them),sniff a car bumper and urinate on it .

 

[Streetwise]

HA! My fat old cat sits on my chest every morning about 5:00 a.m. and pokes my eyes and mouth with her paw, one claw only extended. She wants FOOD!

Gizmo the sentry come dictator is affronted that I don't leave the front door unlocked so tries to dig his way in and cries .

 

[AGXStarseed]

Never seen a human catch a mouse and eat it raw(some humans cook them),sniff a car bumper and urinate on it .

Depends on how drunk they are, I'd wager.

 

[William Weiler]

My cat has murder eyes sometimes. When she yawns I realize this is not something I should take that lightly. if I don't pet her when I get up she swats my leg when I walk by. She found a hot key on my keyboard that turns wifi off. It was three menus deep in settings to turn it back on. That is like mad computer skills.

 

[Fino]

I don't understand cats. They don't seem to ever really do anything!

 

[William Weiler]

They are mammals like us only different. They can feel anger, affection, comfort and insecurity (not everyone agrees on this one). They can feel rejection (also not everyone agrees). It is not a human though. If you pet them right they can go to kitty nirvana. Purring is huge. Scientifically, the knock you out of beta waves into alpha and earn their pay that way. Otherwise they are just freeloaders, like bad roommates who use or wreck your stuff.

 

[Markness]

No surprise there - as one particular author has made the comparison:

I was given that book many years ago!

This photo is an old family favorite. The ‘Cat Mechanic’:

 

[AspieOtaku]

*trills*

 

[Aspychata]

Tux cat fan for life.