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Holy doo-doo here goes. (hello)

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by CBA83, Apr 30, 2021.

Self defence: When you self defend physically, do you find you are very good at it?

  1. Aww my face!

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  2. Ooof - That hurt a bit but I got away

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  3. I suppose we'll call it a draw.

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  4. You're not allowed to rent here anymore YEAHHHH!!!

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  5. Now good squire, Do you want an ambulance?

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  1. OkRad

    OkRad μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος οὐλομένην V.I.P Member

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    Crossbreed Neur-D Missionary ☝️ V.I.P Member

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    If you highlight the quote that you want to respond to & hit reply, a copy of that quote will be added to your post.
     
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  3. CBA83

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    Sorry for not maintaining perfect denotation, punctuation, spelling and grammar but - when it gets down to it... that's actually against the rules after what some of our members of parliament said.

    So I will be colloquial - Anything else is offensive IMO.

    I will have a look at NVLD? - - yeah.
     
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    CBA83 Member

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    Oh Poo! - You cant do politics stuff??? - Right sorry - Fair point. I will leave it... delete it when it bothers someone. Its not very explicit.
     
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    Another twig.

    I will use all the language I am capable of in the most colourful way I can imagine. Staying obviously within the meaning. . . . I might not be ASD - What do you think. I am not highly motivated* - to go to a GP
     
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  6. CBA83

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    I jusrt did a poo - sorry.
    Awwwwww. --- Love you. Dont ever change.
     
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    Gee that beer seems to be working CBA. lol

    Is CBA an acronym for 'can't be arsed?'
     
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  8. CBA83

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    I dont know if someones a major narcissist or legitimate.
     
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    Well. It is - But not by me - I made it up in the 80's on arcade machines - CBA is easy to type out and my name is Christian Boyce - Find C.B and then tap the button one more time - CBA.
     
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    I dont care about sharing personal information - If you can do me in without a gun or bomb - you deserve it.
     
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    Is strokes a lot in the brain when asperger ASD? - My bad diet and suddden stop of all exercise in covid has err... blood pressure went from athlete+ to potato.
     
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    NO offence - I am an actual potato - I eat a lot of them and I behave like a potato more than one should.
     
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    In what way does a potato behave?
     
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    At that age - us lads had a good way of us - We didn't relent to a girl or our desires without having to physically resist it.
     
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    Well. - - - It doesnt. It just - "potatoes". And I've done that for 2 years - before this "potato time", I trained for the Bolton Iron Man.
     
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    Quite a contrast between Ironman training and potato time.
     
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    makes sense, yuh I remember just picking the easiest thing to type on arcade machines.
     
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    If you can relate to Basil Fawlty I think that's sort of how NVLD presents.
     
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  19. clg114

    clg114 Still crazy, after all these years. Staff Member V.I.P Member

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    [QUOTE="SusanLR, post: 761901, member: 17425"


    "back roads just to see nature and get away from people for a while".


    You need a Jeep. We have a his and hers. My wife loves hers.
     
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  20. Aspychata

    Aspychata Serenity waves, beachy vibes

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    For some reason l think you fit very well here. Like the missing french fries(potato reference).
    Potatos are grand.