Another in my series of hard hitting and slightly demented news stories about things that matter.
Originally in southern Florida they have begun to march up the East Coast, most recently appearing in North Carolina.
Blue Crab Invasion Part 2: North Carolina Edition - Videos from The Weather Channel
Girl sacrificed to crabs by local fishermen in Chesapeake Bay MD, in attempt to stop the advance.
And after being 'accidentally' introduced to the Mediteranean the crabs have found Italy much to their liking with no natural predators.
Invasive blue crabs threaten economy of whole regions of Italy, official say
The governor of Romagna office was contacted for comment but has not yet responded.

Originally in southern Florida they have begun to march up the East Coast, most recently appearing in North Carolina.
Blue Crab Invasion Part 2: North Carolina Edition - Videos from The Weather Channel
Girl sacrificed to crabs by local fishermen in Chesapeake Bay MD, in attempt to stop the advance.
And after being 'accidentally' introduced to the Mediteranean the crabs have found Italy much to their liking with no natural predators.
Invasive blue crabs threaten economy of whole regions of Italy, official say
The governor of Romagna office was contacted for comment but has not yet responded.