Best funny line you can think of.

[Wolfnox]

Zorban! Get the cat and heat him up!

 

[tducey]

Take your time and hurry up.

 

[George Newman]

“Space Ghost ...... I think I’m pregnant”

 

[UberScout]

Charles: Tyler, go to your own little world and shut up.
Me: My own little world is pure hell.
Charles: Well then, go to hell.

(canned laughter)

 

[BraidedPony]

"Marry a psychiatrist"....Tom, forum member....2018

 

[Crossbreed]

Dude #1: So, do you build a house from the ground up or from the roof down...?
Dude #2: From the ground up, of course.
Dude #1 (calling upwards): ALRIGHT, GUYS, COME ON DOWN!

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Suddenly nothing happened.

Spike Milligan book quote.

 

[Fridgemagnetman]

Nobody goes there any more,it's too busy.

Yogi berra

 

[SusanLR]

Why does the devil drag his chain?
Ever try pushing one?

 

[blue_bird]

I am in shape. Round is a shape! - Garfield

 

[Wolfnox]

Embrace the weirdness you'll be happier that way.

 

[Mia]

“It became so cold last night that it forced the flashers to describe themselves to people.”

 

[Wolfnox]

I fired my blind lawyer. He theatened to sue sue.

 

[UberScout]

Charles: (pants fall down revealing boxers)
Sophia: ...Life is full of surprises!
Me: (WHEEZE)

 

[SusanLR]

Why does the Stork stand on one leg?
If he didn't he wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[UberScout]

Me: Mom can you please explain BDSM to m-
Dawn & Maddog: NO!

 

[Crossbreed]

Mom can you please explain BDSM to m-

Be Diligent, Save Money!

 

[Wolfnox]

Darth Vader is your father ron.
Ron?
You don't know the power of the dad side.

 

[Aspychata]

Doc to patient
l am prescribing these pills to help you with your anxiety of raising medication costs.

 

[Aspychata]

doc to patient
l give you 6 more months to live.
patient
l can't pay your medical bill then.
doc
Good news, l give you 6 additional months to live.