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Aspie tee shirt slogans

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I've been clogging up this thread with silly tee shirt slogans, so I'll stop a start this one..

Self Identify...

Clever and / or silly tee shirt slogans please.


Like this:

Hot as-pie.

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La la la, I'm not listening.
 
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F**K loud noises, bright lights, celery and the police.
 
Here's one that would have people staring at my chest for longer than needed, but they'd end up being the embarrassed ones:
"Oh hello!
How are you?
How was your weekend?
Did you hear the latest gossip?
Fine, I made small talk, now, can we cut the bull***t & get to the important stuff?"
 
Here's one that would have people staring at my chest for longer than needed, but they'd end up being the embarrassed ones:
"Oh hello!
How are you?
How was your weekend?
Did you hear the latest gossip?
Fine, I made small talk, now, can we cut the bull***t & get to the important stuff?"

And at the bottom "and quit starting at my ### you pervert!"
 
I LOVE the one someone on here had in the pics section :"We are the ones the anti vaxxers warned you about!" or something like that. HA! I love it.
 
If you want one that will leave a bunch of people confused: "Popular is so NT"

Or one I could have worn when my old neighborhood became invaded by hipsters:
"I was uncool before it became cool"
 
I saw one that said "You read my T-shirt. That's enough social interaction for today"
I also have one that says"I'm the quiet neighbour with the big freezer" but that's a bit tongue in cheek. I'm quiet, I have a large freezer. There are no body parts in it however.:p
 
I saw one that said "You read my T-shirt. That's enough social interaction for today"
I also have one that says"I'm the quiet neighbour with the big freezer" but that's a bit tongue in cheek. I'm quiet, I have a large freezer. There are no body parts in it however.:p
Who said anything about body parts? If the freezer is big enough, the body should fit whole :rolleyes:
By the way, I love the first one.
 

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