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Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fridgemagnetman, Feb 20, 2020.

  1. Mia

    Mia Well-Known Member V.I.P Member

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    Turn it up side down and slightly rap the entire top of the lid against a hard flat surface, this will lessen the vacuum seal. Turn right side up and open.
     
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    Bolletje Overly complicated potato V.I.P Member

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    Fridge, why does my neutered cat hump my leg?
     
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    dog_time_wall_clock-r90498bfaba0a400d906cf2e750d8949f_fup1s_8byvr_307.jpg

    All day every day
     
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    Why is sliced bread considered one of the greatest inventions ever?
     
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    Bolletje Overly complicated potato V.I.P Member

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    See, this is why I have cats. A lot more downtime.
     
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    Bolletje Overly complicated potato V.I.P Member

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    Slicing bread means effort. Meeeeedh
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Is your leg saucy?
     
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    Yes, quite so. Dogs are inescapable bosom buddies and cats more like familiars.
     
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    Bolletje Overly complicated potato V.I.P Member

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    Mostly hairy, I prefer to apply sauce strictly to my face.
     
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    Ouch! How dare you, gherkin-hater! :mad:

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    Honestly, though, they're good with alcohol. Besides, they're still cucumbers... Kind of.

     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    Ever since it was invented, literally everything has been better.

    So...
     
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  12. Nervous Rex

    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    Dog is always.
     
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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    What about marmalade?
     
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    Nervous Rex High-functioning autistic V.I.P Member

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    Fridgemagnetman I only have one V.I.P Member

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    No flour questions.

    All experts are we? Yeh right
     
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    It's one of those new GMO breeds. The swallow tailed nar-dog
     
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    I’m a savory girl.
     
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    Another solution to the sock problem
    Buy only black socks - and then if one runs away wait till you have another escapee and then you are back to pairs and nobody will know the difference.


    (BTW - drives my wife nuts - since I dont care about texture welt type etc but she does)
     
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    What came first; The chicken or the egg?
     
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