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  • It's Friday the 13th and I took apart the lawn mower carburetor, and put it back together and... it runs!
    Hidden_1
    Hidden_1
    I decided to put my lawn mower on hold 'til tomorrow. I guess I'm not as brave as you are.
    M
    Mia
    If I'd done that any time, I'd have a part or two left over:)
    Real Goths drink black food coloring before giving urine samples
    Tom
    Tom
    Not if I have Hamburger on my breath. ;p
    Lena_C
    Lena_C
    Is there any veggies named "Hamburger"? :3
    Tom
    Tom
    They have vegetarian simulated hamburgers, but I have only heard they are not good tasting. But I am not ready to give up my omnivore status. ;p
    I'm so poor I can only change 1 sock per day. :( ;)
    M
    Mia
    I'm so poor the local crow population drops meat on my lawn so I'll have something to eat for dinner.
    Wrong paint. Mower won't start. Taking the dogs for a walk and gonna try molding. Molding your my only hope.
    Lena_C
    Lena_C
    Is this poem or lyrics? :D
    Tom
    Tom
    No, its just the Star Wars saga reduced to chores. ;)
    Cows should be seen and not herd.
    M
    Mia
    Pastured cows should make green cheese.
    Tom
    Tom
    So if the moon is made of cheese and the cow that jumped over the moon actually burned up on landing you would have naturally occuring cheeseburgers?
    M
    Mia
    We could then call pastureland cheeseburgs, or cowburbs.
    Ohhhhh.... I got spurrrrs that jingle jangle jingle...
    Vinca
    Vinca
    Are those spurrs attached to cowboy boots?
    watersprite
    watersprite
    err do we really want to know the answer to that :p
    Tom
    Tom
    No. I,m not even close to a cowboy. :D Why do I always get these inane things stuck in my head? :/
    I think I will start a aesthetic movement of Aspie devotees dedicated to the improvement of the Neuro-typical condition
    Condoms continue to be your best defense against catching the Aspies.
    Lena_C
    Lena_C
    thought-provoking. :p
    Tom
    Tom
    Someone recently referred to it like it was a flu going round, as in 'so & so got the Aspies' ;D
    qwerty
    qwerty
    ha, i am so going to use this saying every chance I get.
    Consider 'Baxter's Bag'. It has 40 jellybeans. But when he shakes it vigorously, some fall out of a hole blown in the side. Doofus.
    Numbers, like stairs, are limited to going in two directions only, up or down. I theorize the existance of Wumbers, which go sideways too.
    Tom
    Tom
    Right into Genero's Basket where we find Baxter's missing jellybeans!
    watersprite
    watersprite
    Wait wust a winute. Were those beans or buttons in that bag.
    qwerty
    qwerty
    starting to sound like they were definitely peyote buttons in the bag lol
    The events of our childhood have profound effects on the rest of our lives.
    tree
    tree
    Yeah. Like if your original birthday never took place, your whole life would be entirely different.
    Tom
    Tom
    I didn't have an original birthday. It was a reproduction.
    Crossbreed
    Crossbreed
    I used to tease my Caesarean-born son that he wasn't born. He was surgically removed! (It was necessary to save his life.)
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